The dead parrot became a classic because of the brilliance of my writing, and the Silly Walk sketch became a classic because of the brilliance of my performance, in spite of Michael Palin’s performances.
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Funny and Awesome
A clove of garlic would be added to a pool of hot oil; the canned tomatoes would splatter as they entered the pan. I’d boil the spaghetti, watch the starch thicken the sauce and always add just a little too much parmesan. And then I would taste, and then I would reach for the salt, and then I would eat.
22. “Jim Post, The Great Facial Comedian, And His Troubles” (1903)
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Food
Funnyjesus: not helping.
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When you saw only one set of surgical assistants?
It was then that I hung one-thousand ccs of Ringer’s Lactate
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for you…

